Friday, September 10, 2004
Bulls eye!!!
This morning while checking the specs on an air popper Target is selling, I read a review that raised my respect and appreciation for the retailer considerably. Target it seems has jumped on the band wagon of many on line retailers in providing a place for customer reviews. My limited experience has been that these reviews are censored to ensure favorable product endorsement. This was my experience until today. Below is the actual review in it's entirety. Enjoy!
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Kernal in eye July 30, 2004
Reviewer: John Zinster from West Hollywood, CA USA
My boss found this product on the Target website and asked me to buy it for him. Initially, I was hesitant. But, after reading all the bad reviews, I decided to buy it anyway - mostly because my boss is cheap, but also because I was curious to see what was now-known as "The Deathpopper." My coworker and I put some popcorn in and turned it on. At first, it was hilarious and fun to watch the burning popcorn kernals fly all over the kitchen. But then tragedy struck: a stray, burning-hot kernal flew out of the popcorn popper and lodged in my eye. I screamed. Then, without warning, the hot kernal popped in my head. However, I think this popcorn popper is an excellent product. The kernal popping in my head was the best thing to ever happen to me. I'm in a place right now in my life where, if you don't want my peaches, don't shake my tree. I'm into Happy Town, and if you don't like Happy Town, move! Hit the friggin' bricks, baby! So, if this is what you want, then buy this popper.
This morning while checking the specs on an air popper Target is selling, I read a review that raised my respect and appreciation for the retailer considerably. Target it seems has jumped on the band wagon of many on line retailers in providing a place for customer reviews. My limited experience has been that these reviews are censored to ensure favorable product endorsement. This was my experience until today. Below is the actual review in it's entirety. Enjoy!
Write an online review and share your thoughts with other guests.
Kernal in eye July 30, 2004
Reviewer: John Zinster from West Hollywood, CA USA
My boss found this product on the Target website and asked me to buy it for him. Initially, I was hesitant. But, after reading all the bad reviews, I decided to buy it anyway - mostly because my boss is cheap, but also because I was curious to see what was now-known as "The Deathpopper." My coworker and I put some popcorn in and turned it on. At first, it was hilarious and fun to watch the burning popcorn kernals fly all over the kitchen. But then tragedy struck: a stray, burning-hot kernal flew out of the popcorn popper and lodged in my eye. I screamed. Then, without warning, the hot kernal popped in my head. However, I think this popcorn popper is an excellent product. The kernal popping in my head was the best thing to ever happen to me. I'm in a place right now in my life where, if you don't want my peaches, don't shake my tree. I'm into Happy Town, and if you don't like Happy Town, move! Hit the friggin' bricks, baby! So, if this is what you want, then buy this popper.
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